Because of my grey hair and glasses, people think I'm Phil Donahue. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes donahue glass grey
The best cartoons have no words at all - just the image pops out. Jeff MacNelly cartoonimagepop Change image and share on social
My father was very methodical about life. He'd always ask me, 'Now, what's your system? What's your schedule like?' I have no big system, no rigid schedule. When he would ask, 'How do you do this? Give it to me step by step,' I'd try to convince him that there were no step-by-steps. Jeff MacNelly bigconvincefather share on social
Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this will come out. We certainly hope it comes out fine; blah, blah.' Cartoonists don't go that way. Our job is to stick out our tongues, to show a big raspberry to whatever pompous jerk happens to be mouthing off. Jeff MacNelly bigblahcartoonist share on social
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. Rolf Harris animalbeardcreep Change image and share on social
How proud I am to be compared to Oprah. I really admire her. She's a minority woman and she's done all this by herself... I'm very happy to be Oprah with salsa and not Donahue in drag. Cristina Saralegui admirecomparedonahue Change image and share on social